• Drunk guy outside bar below my apartment:

    "I'm like, BITCH, YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE SINGLE-SPEED? Stop being a little bitch and ride a fixie, BRO, BE A MAN!"

  • Drunk girl with the laugh of a hyena:

    [screams] "YOU'RE SO POWERFUL! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!"

  • Drunk guy rides away on a motorcycle sometime after.