ride a fixie, BRO, BE A MAN!
- Drunk guy outside bar below my apartment: "I'm like, BITCH, YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE SINGLE-SPEED? Stop being a little bitch and ride a fixie, BRO, BE A MAN!"
- Drunk girl with the laugh of a hyena: [screams] "YOU'RE SO POWERFUL! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!"
- Drunk guy rides away on a motorcycle sometime after.