January 2011
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Church Guilt
Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
Jan 31st
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I had a dream last night that Percy Jones manifested in human form and told me that he would die soon. It was so gross and bizarre! Percy Jones died tonight. After refusing food for 10 days. Sorry Percy, I tried. I didn’t know what was wrong with you. It was nice knowing you… :( I’m a fish killer… but also psychic. 
Jan 31st
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when your friend says a guy is staring at you. . .
tolove-istodestroy: Expectation: Reality:
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Getting ready for bed
Jan 28th
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Not gonna lie
I feel a little boss being able to identify western armor & weaponry by century, location and maker…  However, the inevitable will happen and soon I’ll forget. Give me two weeks. 
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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I accidentally left Percy’s bowl directly in front of the heater.  His water felt like it’d been put in the microwave.  GREAT GOING, TORI. GOOD JOB.  But he’s okay, I got him just in time. And put him in front of the open window. It’s 25º but I will suffer for now… 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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adventures in getting to know Mr. Percy Jones
He doesn’t like nets. I used my hand to get him out of his bowl and he oddly seemed to like it.  He won’t eat in front of people. He is see-through. 
Jan 26th
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It's a shame to wake up from such wonderful...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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012011 I have a new Cellophane betta fish.
His name is Percy Jones. 
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Jan 22nd
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wintersession: educational bliss
web design and design in conflict simply lovely.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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recently, my whole family got sick (cold, flu, something or other) I managed to stay well the whole winter break. I felt fairly confident that I wouldn’t get sick. okay, too confident. then I got back to RISD. I had my first studio on Monday and seemed to be okay, but had a light cough. Then Tuesday all hell broke loose inside of my body. ali larter is me, beyonce is this jerk...
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
result of winter break: trying to spell...
Jan 2nd